1. Will the owner of the white sedan, license plate KZA-317, please come to the front? Your headlights are on fire.

     

  2. do you ever meet someone and just wanna engage in homosexual acts with them

     
  3. asian:

    The sunset was beautiful today

    (via ryanvallejo)

     
  4. (Source: fiestyhysteria, via itswalky)

     

  5. makochantachibanana:

    Sosuke’s weapon of choice would definitely be the Barazooka

     
  6. go-iggy-brows:

    Hetalians be like

    (via casinddiejeager)

     

  7. imagineyouricon:

    imagine ur icon wearing cutoff jeans skipping around a campfire playing the pan flute 

    (via bewaretheshippingwall)

     

  8. evangeli0n:

    avoiding my responsibilities like

    image

    (via casinddiejeager)

     
  9. socialjusticeprincesses:

    fat-lasts-longer-than-flavor:

    cuadradonegro:

    obscurewings:

    I made a political cartoon for English class about issues in school

    It focuses on how teens are expected to make career defining choices with barely any experience, and also how parents often take so much authority that their child’s decision is not actually their own

    If this gets some notes then I’ll make a colored version

    thank fucking you. this defines me a few years ago really accurately

    this

    story time! At college some of us were talking about tattoos we want. Our teacher said “you don’t want to get a tattoo at eighteen because you might change your mind.” I said “I had to decide my entire career path when I was fourteen when I chose my GCSEs. I think I can decide on a bird on my wrist at eighteen.”

    ~ Mulan

    (via photographyandcows)

     

  10. penicillium-pusher:

    My anaconda don’t

    My anaconda don’t

    No, seriously, my anaconda don’t want none. I’m asexual and I am uninterested in sex, but thank you.

     
  11. laninjapanama:

    andante-ace:

    kitpocket:

    airbrush clouds cause Im lazy

    OH NO THAT’S REALLY CUTE

    THEY GAVE HIM VITILIGO!!!!!!

    (via bewaretheshippingwall)

     
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  13. thealchemisticpoet:

    The whole side chick main chick bullshit is boys trying to create a pop culture in which cheating on the woman you’re with is considered cool or normal.

    Don’t perpetuate it.

    (via joshpeck)

     
  14. hazelshaw:

    John at a book expo finding a mistake in his novel title

    (via fishingboatproceeds)

     
  15. (Source: homogaytari, via maidreport)